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9 Least Popular Halloween Costumes
9 Least Popular Halloween Costumes
Halloween is all about the joy of dressing up, whether you’re trick-or-treating, partying, or running from imaginary ghouls in the woods. But not every costume idea catches on. Here are nine of the least popular Halloween costumes that you definitely won’t see on the streets this year:
1. Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven
No, not the snow queen from Frozen. We’re talking about the avant-garde artist and Dadaist poet Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven, a key figure of early 20th-century modernism. Despite her rebellious spirit and iconic style, this German-American artist hasn’t quite captured the imaginations of Halloween revelers. Perhaps her eccentricity is just too niche for mainstream costume appeal.
2. Baby Tax Attorney
Forget the cute animals—this baby costume is all about power suits, calculators, and a firm grasp of tax code regulations. While the idea of a mini legal expert might be funny in theory, most parents stick to tried-and-true baby costumes like pumpkins and lions. The world may not be ready for the adorably intimidating Baby Tax Attorney.
3. Blockbuster Employee
Once upon a time, the Blockbuster employee was an integral part of Friday night entertainment. Today, this relic of the past is almost mythical. A costume featuring the iconic blue-and-yellow polo might confuse Gen Z party-goers who have never set foot in a video rental store. It’s a throwback that feels more prehistoric than nostalgic.
4. A Wholesome Clown
In an age of killer clowns and creepy jesters, the wholesome, friendly clown seems to have been forgotten. With no sinister smile, sharp teeth, or bloodstained makeup, this classic circus character just doesn’t pack enough of a punch to compete with today’s terrifying clown costumes. All it wants is to make balloon animals, but no one’s laughing.
5. The Creature from the Blue Lagoon
Imagine blending Brooke Shields’ Blue Lagoon character with a monster from the depths—it’s confusing, to say the least. This outdated mash-up costume is more unsettling than spooky, mixing 1980s island romance with a creature nobody can quite place. It’s a look that’s too obscure and bizarre to make waves at any Halloween event.
6. Baby Chayote Squash
Why dress your baby as a basic pumpkin when you could choose a more obscure vegetable like chayote squash? This firm, green Latin American fruit doesn’t exactly scream “Halloween classic,” and its bumpy, wrinkled texture is unlikely to inspire coos from passersby. It’s cute in the produce aisle but not on the costume front.
7. Dog Lady Gaga
The dream of transforming your dog into the pop diva herself is tempting, but it’s a costume disaster waiting to happen. Between Gaga’s intricate outfits, elaborate headpieces, and the infamous meat dress, it’s nearly impossible to capture her essence without losing your dog in a sea of sequins and raw steak. Some dreams are just too big for a pet.
8. ‘80s Costume (from the 1880s)
While everyone else is rocking neon and leg warmers, why not go back a century further? The fashion of the 1880s—think bustles, bonnets, and frock coats—may have its historical charm, but it’s not exactly a hit at Halloween parties. It’s an era few remember and fewer want to relive on a spooky October night.
9. Sexy Blobfish
Named the “World’s Ugliest Animal,” the blobfish is not exactly the stuff of sexy costumes. This deep-sea creature, known for its droopy face and gelatinous body, makes an awkward transition to Halloween fashion. Combining Squidward vibes with failed Jell-O mold aesthetics, the Sexy Blobfish is a costume no one’s clamoring to wear.
These costumes may be a swing and a miss, but at least they show that Halloween is the perfect time for creativity—even if that creativity ends up on the “least popular” list!